Re: [外絮] 女星欣賞Bosh：他就像一位特殊的王子已回收

看板NBA (美國籃球)作者ljii (是否)時間13年前 (2013/05/20 16:06)推噓10(10推 0噓 8→)

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辛苦原po了,幫補一兩句沒翻到的笑點 ※ 引述《skymay (隨遇而安)》之銘言： : Seems like you might have developed some special romantic feelings for him. : If so, what is it that makes you so attracted to him? : 問：波什身上哪一點如此吸引你？ "感覺上,你對他好像有一些浪漫的情懷. 如果是真的,他身上哪一點吸引到你了?" : He is intelligent and cultured. He attends fashion shows, drinks fine wine : and is well read. Most importantly, he descends from the untainted Zalrythian : bloodline through his ancestors Ajaqq The Merciless and Bilimu The Enslaver : Of All Lizard Peoples. : 答：他很聰明，修養很高、他參加時尚展，喝酒有品位，飽讀詩書。 "他很聰明，修養很高、他參加時尚展，喝酒有品位，飽讀詩書。最重要的,他的血統是純正的Zalrythian種族, 他的遠祖包括"兇猛無情的Ajaqq" 以及 "販奴者 Bilimu", 屬於蜥蜴人種" (google找不到Zalrythian,ajaqq, bilimu是有有什麼典故. 應該是女生自編的名字, 整段話的畫龍點睛重點在於: Bosh是蜥蜴人種的後代XDDD" : In one tweet you say, “BOSHH I KNOW YOU DID ITTTT #chrisbosh”. What, : exactly, did he do? Are you aware of something the rest of us aren’t? : 問：在一條推特中，你說，“波什我知道你能做到。”他具體做到了什麼？你知道一些我 : 們不知道的事情嗎？這裡應該是" BOSH, 我知道你作了什麼~~~~~~" 提問者想暗示問說女方是不是在暗示 Bosh跟她有什麼不為人知的情節. 不過女方並沒有順著這個提問回答,倒是回答一個很正經的答案XD : Bosh hit a game-winning jump shot against the Spurs. He was playing without : LeBron and Wade and proved how clutch he is. I was showing my appreciation : for his heroics. : 答：在對陣馬刺的比賽中，波什命中了絕殺球。那場比賽沒有勒布朗和韋德，這證明了他 : 是關鍵先生。我是在展示對他神勇表現的欣賞。 : Say you’re given five minutes alone with him. What would you say? What would : you like for him to know? : 問：如果有5分鐘和波什獨處的機會。你會說什麼？你想要他知道什麼？ : "Bosh, look at me. No, look me straight in the eye. Yes, like that. Now : listen … never change. Be true to yourself and know that every night I send : fireballs of strength and victory across the country, straight from my : bedroom to yours. Now go to sleep." : 答：波什，看著我。不，看著我的眼睛。就是這樣。聽著，永遠不要改變你自己。真實對 : 待自己，知道每個晚上，我都會將你的力量和勝利傳遍全國。現在，你可以去睡覺了。這裡翻的有點錯, 女方原文比較白爛: "Bosh, 看著我. 不,我要你好好的直視我的眼睛. 對,就是這樣. 聽好....永遠不要改變你自己. 誠實的對待自己. 並且,要知道每晚我都將能力和勝利火球從我的卧房穿越全國,直達你的卧房. 好的,現在去睡覺." 結論:基本上是蠻典型的美式幽默,這女的真的蠻搞笑的. 蜥蜴人那段最好笑XDDDD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 108.66.112.241

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