Re: [NFL!] QBs ON FACEBOOK
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Opposite Day '13
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-opposite-day-13/
COLIN KAEPERNICK
THINK ABOUT IT. Cutler is 3-0? The Panthers shut someone out? A Rookie beats
me in my own stadium?
ANDREW LUCK
I'm not a rookie.
COLIN KAEPERNICK
SHUT UP. The only explanation that makes any sense is that we are experiencing
another opposite day.
DREW BREES
That's ridiculous. You need more proof than that to convince me.
CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS
WHOO-HOO! CLEVELAND ACTUALLY WON A FOOTBALL GAME!
DREW BREES
OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE!
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ADRIAN PETERSON
CHRISTIAN PLUNGER, YOU LOST THE GAME FOR US AGAIN!
CHRISTIAN PONDER
My name is Ponder. And no I didn't.
ADRIAN PETERSON
I AM THE GREATEST RB OF OUR GENERATION, PLUNGER! YET HERE I AM TOILING AWAY ON
A CRAPPY TEAM THAT CAN'T PUT DECENT TALENT AROUND ME!
(BARRY SANDERS sympathizes with this)
CHRISTIAN PONDER
Why are you blaming me? Blame the defense that couldn't stop the likes of
Brian Hoyer!
ADRIAN PETERSON
YOU OF ALL LOSERS ARE IN NO POSITION TO JUDGE ANYONE, PONDSCUM, YOU HAMSTER
HEARTED COCKGOBLIN!
CHRISTIAN PONDER
My name is Plunger.
CHRISTIAN PONDER
I MEAN PONDER.
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COLIN KAEPERNICK
BUT ON OPPOSITE DAY, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
PEYTON MANNING
BLACK CAN BE WHITE!
GENO SMITH
UP CAN BE DOWN!
DREW BREES
JEFF DANIELS CAN WIN AN EMMY AWARD OVER THE CLEARLY SUPERIOR BRYAN CRANSTON!
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CAM NEWTON
HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS! The Seahawks beat the Jaguars 41-17!
RYAN TANNEHILL
OMG, THAT...doesn't sound that surprising, actually.
CAM NEWTON
I don't think you understand me. THE JAGUARS ACTUALLY SCORED 17 POINTS!
JAKE LOCKER
WHAT? BUT HOW?
PEYTON MANNING
THAT'S LIKE A FULL MONTH'S PRODUCTION FROM THEIR OFFENSE!
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