[外電] A requiem for the S.S.O.L. Era (三)
2006 SUNS
2006年的太陽隊
Relevant Details: 54 wins, 108.4 points per game, 102.8 points allowed, .479
FG%, .399 3FG%, 2,097 3s attempted, lost in Western finals (Dallas, six games).
相關數據:54勝,每場平均得分108.4,失分102.8,47.9%投籃命中率,39.9%三分球
命中率,三分球出手次數2,097次,止步於西區冠軍賽(鏖戰六場後輸給達拉斯)。
Eight-Man Rotation: Nash (43.9% 3FG), Marion, Diaw, Barbosa (44.4% 3FG), Raja
Bell (44.2%) 3FG, Tim Thomas (42.9% 3FG), Eddie House (38.9% 3FG), James Jones
(38.6% 3FG), Kurt Thomas, Stoudemire (injured).
八人輪替陣容:飄髮哥(三分球命中率43.9%)、Matrix、屌爺、小巴(三分球命中率
44.4%)、辣椒標(三分球命中率44.2%)、T.T(三分球命中率42.9%)、Eddie House(三分球命
中率38.9%)、小J.J(三分球命中率38.6%)、K.T、阿罵(受傷)。
Comments: Probably my favorite Suns team because of their 3-point shooting (40
percent on nearly 2,100 attempts?!?!?!?), the playing-bigger-than-we-are thing
(inspiring), and the gritty way they responded after losing Amare for the
season. Remember, this wasn't a strong year for the league -- Dallas was good,
but not that good, and Miami ended up being the weakest champ of any team this
decade. Switch Diaw for Johnson, give them Bell and Thomas, make Amare healthy
and you're looking at the 2006 champs.
評價:這或許會是我喜愛的太陽隊,因為他們如驟雨般的三分球雨(出手將近2,100還
有四成命中率!!!),他們顛覆常理硬要以小欺大的(令人振奮),還有他們面對阿罵整季
報銷卻不輕言放棄的奮戰精神。還記得吧,那年聯盟球隊強度普遍不高 -- 達拉斯不錯,
但說不上出色,而異軍突起的邁阿密則幸運地成為過去十年來最弱的總冠軍隊。如果把屌
爺換回Johnson,加上新加入的辣椒標跟K.T還有健康的阿罵,那'06年冠軍根本是垂手可得
。
(Uh-oh, cue up the ominous "Behind the Music" music.)
(喔~喔,來一段象徵不祥預兆的背景音樂吧。)
But that summer, everything changed ...
但那個夏天,一切都走調了...
Mistake No. 1: For financial reasons, they traded the No. 21 pick (Rajon Rondo)
to Boston along with Brian Grant's contract (chopping $1.9 million from their
2007 payroll) for the rights to Cleveland's 2007 first-round pick. This was a
double whammy because they acquired that Rondo pick two years before by giving
up the No. 7 pick in the 2004 draft (for luxury tax reasons). So if you're
scoring at home, they downgraded from "Luol Deng or Andre Iguodala in 2004" to
"Rondo in 2006" to "selling the No. 24 pick in 2007 for cash" (we'll get to
that in a second) ... which means that, effectively, they traded a No. 7 pick
in a loaded draft for $4.9 million. Phoenix fans, you may now light yourselves
on fire.
錯誤一:就經濟考量,他們把第21順位選秀權(Rajon Rondo)連同Brian Grant的合約(
此舉可使太陽'07年少付190萬美元的薪資)送到波士頓換取克里夫蘭在'07年的第一輪選秀
權。這是一個雙重打擊,因為Rondo這個選秀權是他們在兩年前用'04年7號簽所換來的(為
了避免被徵收豪華稅)。所以如果你頭腦夠清楚的話,應該能發現他們一路從"'04年的滷蛋
或一鍋大辣"換成"'06年的軟豆"再到"為換取現金而賣出'07年的第24順位選秀權"(別急別
急,我馬上幫你整理成簡單明瞭的算式)...明確地說,他們就是把人才濟濟的強選秀年的7
號簽換成了490萬美元。太陽迷們,看到這邊,你或許已經忍不住引火自焚了。
(What makes that one even more painful: Instead of signing Richardson before
the 2004-05 season to a six-year, $42.6 million deal, they could have drafted
Deng or Igoudala that summer and paid one of them two-fifths as much as
Richardson over that same time frame. One year later, they swapped Richardson
and the No. 21 pick in 2005 for Kurt Thomas, who they dumped on Seattle last
summer along with two more No. 1's just to get him off their cap. As astounding
as this sounds, Bryan Colangelo's decision to sign Richardson instead of
drafting Deng or Iguodala -- which was dumb at the time, by the way -- ended up
costing them a whopping FOUR FIRST-ROUND PICKS! Would you rather have
Richardson, or would you rather have the No. 7 pick in 2004, the No. 21 pick in
2005, and your first-rounders in 2008 and 2010? Hold on, this gets better. Your
2005 NBA Executive of the Year? That's right, Mr. Bryan Colangelo! I love the
NBA.)
(更可悲的是:要不是'04-'05年球季前以7年總值4,260萬美元的肥約簽下Q-Rich,他
們或許就可以在那個夏天挑選滷蛋或一鍋大辣,而且只要支付他們兩人中的一個五分之二
Q-Rich的薪水就夠了。一年後,他們拿Q-Rich和'05年的21號簽向尼克換取K.T,去年夏天
又為了要擺脫他的巨額薪資而把他送去西雅圖並白白奉送了兩個第一輪選秀權。和這聽起
來一樣令人震驚的是,Bryan Colangelo所做簽下Q-Rich而放棄滷蛋或一鍋大辣的腦殘決策
-- 順帶一提,極其愚蠢 -- 最後導致他們付出了四個首輪選秀權的慘痛代價!你會想要
Q-Rich還是想要'04年的7號簽、'05年的第21位選秀權以及你在'08和'10年的首輪新秀?等
等,更妙的還在後頭。記得'05年NBA年度最佳總管是誰嗎?沒錯,就是咱們家的Bryan
Colangelo!我真是愛死NBA了。)
Mistake No. 2: They sold the No. 27 pick to Portland (that ended up being
Sergio Rodriguez). What's confusing is that they traded/sold those No. 1s for
luxury tax reasons, and yet ...
錯誤二:他們把第27順位選秀權賣給波特蘭(那變成了Sergio Rodriguez)。令人費解
的是他們因為避免被徵收豪華稅而把第一輪選秀權半賣半相送出去,結果...
Mistake No. 3: Two weeks later, they signed Marcus Banks to a five-year, $24
million deal to back up Nash. Marcus Banks!?!?!? Can you think of a worse guy
for NashBall? He can't shoot 3s, he's a career loser, he's never won in college
or the pros, it's unclear whether he'd ever accept a reduced role behind a
two-time MVP ... let's get him! Why not just draft Rondo at 21 (or Marcus
Williams, or Kyle Lowry, or Jordan Farmar) and develop him as a backup for
one-fourth the price of Banks? Why not draft Rodriguez at No. 27 and hope he
pans out for one-fifth the money?
錯誤三:兩週後,他們用一紙5年總值2,400萬美元的合約簽下銀行以擔任飄髮哥的替
補。銀行!?你能想出一個比他更不適合飄髮哥球風的人嗎?他沒辦法投三分,他是職業
輸家,他從未在大學或職業籃壇成功過,根本就還不確定他是否願意委身擔任兩度年度最
有價值球員的替補...管他三七二十一就簽下他吧!為什麼不用第21順位圈選軟豆(或
Marcus Williams或Kyle Lowry或Jordan Farmar)並支付四分之一銀行的薪水來培養他成為
飄髮哥的替補?為什麼不用第27順位挑選Rodriguez並期待能以銀行薪水的五分之一挖到寶
藏?
(You're lucky I'm not a Suns fan -- I would have written 15 consecutive columns
complaining about this paragraph alone. For the life of me, I will never figure
out the appeal of Marcus Banks for $24 million. All they had to do was hit one
freaking Celtics message board from the '05-'06 season and check one of the 35
"MARCUS BANKS SUCKS" threads. My god.)
(你該感到幸運因為我不是一個太陽迷 -- 不然這短短一段話我會用連續15篇專欄來抱
怨。我一輩子都不會認為銀行價值2,400萬美元。他們只要連結到隨便一個'05-'06年球季
的塞爾提克留言板,在35篇名為"去吃屎吧,銀行!"的帖子中點一篇來看就可以了,我的
老天!)
Mistake No. 4: Giving Diaw a $45 million, five-year extension before waiting to
see if he could co-exist with Amare. Just senseless. He would have been a
restricted free agent in the summer of '07 -- why not wait a year and make him
play for the contract? (In the biggest non-surprise of the '07 season, Diaw
showed up for camp woefully out of shape, proving yet again that you can't
trust the French.) Also, would you rather pay $14 million a year to Diaw and
Banks or just give that money right to Joe Johnson, the quintessential swingman
for the S.S.O.L. Era? I'm telling you, this was a Greek tragedy.
錯誤四:在觀察屌爺能否和阿罵共存前就和他簽下4,500萬美元的延長合約。除了豬腦
袋我找不到更適合的形容詞。他在'07年夏天會變成一個受限自由球員 -- 為什麼不多等一
年,讓他為尋求更好的合約再變身一次?('07年球季最無懸念的事就是屌爺帶著癡肥的體
態出現在訓練營,又一次地證明了千萬不要相信法國人。)而且,你是寧可把1,400萬美元
花在屌爺和銀行身上,還是覺得直接用這筆錢簽下最適合"七秒或更快"的超級搖擺人Joe
Johnson比較正確呢?我只能告訴你,這根本是個古希臘式的悲劇。
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