[閒聊] The Mystery of Steve Nash's Hair

看板PHX-Suns (鳳凰城 太陽)作者 (香蕉光頭王)時間16年前 (2010/04/30 16:17), 編輯推噓13(1303)
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by Henry Abbott from Espn.com http://0rz.tw/4sgKt One of the traditions of the NBA press room is that the coaches speak first. That's just how it goes. 一個NBA賽後記者會的傳統就是教練先開口講話,一向都如此。 But not after the Suns beat the Blazers right out of the playoffs on Thursday night. 但在太陽把阿拓擠出季後賽的這天晚上並不如此。 That's because Steve Nash was ready to go before Nate McMillan was. So the point guard followed his coach on the podium. 那是因為老大已經比McMillan先準備好了,所以他跟著教練一起上了台 It was a matter of minutes after the final horn. Nash was well turned out, complete with a stylish trench coat. 然而這只是在最後一個哨聲響起的幾分鐘後,老大已經整裝好了,還穿著一件軍事外套。 And yet something was wrong with the picture. When he ended the game, Nash's hair had that greasy/sweaty look we're all used to seeing. We all would then assume that, these few minutes later, Nash's hair would be wetter, owing to a shower 但這個畫面有些不和諧。當比賽結束時,老大的頭髮是又濕又油的,我們習慣的樣子。 而大家應該也會想說,在這幾分鐘時間裡,老大的頭髮應該會更濕,因為剛洗完澡。 But there he sat at the podium with perfectly dry hair. 但是在台上的老大的頭髮是完全乾的!! You have no idea how I fought the urge to ask him how that had come to be. But he had already yelled, jokingly, at his teammate and faux reporter Jared Dudley ("Is that what this is to you Jared? A big joke? You think we're just here jacking around?") for an impertinent question. 你不知道我有多想問他為什麼會這樣 (大家應該都很好奇 XDD) 但他已經先對達利一個不合理的蠢問題(隊友外加假記者)怒斥過了(開玩笑而已) 老大:達利你認為這只是一個大玩笑而已嘛?你覺得我們只是來這邊亂鬧的? So I put on my investigator's cap, and went on a mission. 所以我戴上了偵探帽,展開了調查 Does he really pack a blow drier? And if so, would his teammates rat him out? 他真的會帶一個吹風機在身上嘛?有的話,他隊友會報他的料嘛? Yes and yes. 是^2 "He blow dries," confirmed Dudley. "All the time." 達利:他每次都會吹頭髮!真的是每次 (又是達利 每次都他 XDDDDDDDDDD And he, shower, dress and blow dry that fast? 筆者:所以他每次洗澡,換衣服加吹頭髮都這麼快? "Uh huh." 達利:嗯哼~ One last question: Are you sure he actually showered? 筆者:最後一個問題 - 你確定老大真的有洗嘛? "100 percent." Case Closed. ================================================================= 最後一個問題真是讓我笑死了 達利真的很愛爆料耶 XDDD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 112.104.107.103

04/30 16:18, , 1F
老大不是地下教練嗎?XDDDDDD
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04/30 16:30, , 2F
達利是八卦王
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04/30 16:34, , 3F
最後一個問題超好笑,我看這篇也很想問XD
04/30 16:34, 3F

04/30 16:55, , 4F
達利是媒體新寵兒..
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04/30 17:05, , 5F
達利超好笑的XDDD
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04/30 17:08, , 6F
XDDDDDDDD
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04/30 18:37, , 7F
我好好笑XD
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04/30 19:05, , 8F
XDDDDDDDDD
04/30 19:05, 8F

04/30 19:07, , 9F
Hill說他會用Twitter都是因為達利。達利真的愛八卦
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04/30 19:33, , 11F
話說馬刺被糗爺誇獎了!!
04/30 19:33, 11F

04/30 19:44, , 12F
糗爺把馬刺贏太陽說的好像是必然一樣,感覺很不錯XD
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04/30 20:02, , 13F
一搭一唱的 可以去演雙簧了XD
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04/30 21:45, , 14F
噗~突然想到之前幫翻太陽也有看到Nash的吹風機XDDDD
04/30 21:45, 14F

05/01 00:04, , 15F
喔喔~那個我有印象XD~~那篇是太陽的配件XDD
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05/01 12:40, , 16F
球團應該趁機推出太陽牌吹風機
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