[灌水] Perk是KD單身派對的主辦人... & some news

看板Thunder (奧克拉荷馬市雷霆)作者tanaka0826 (田中鬪莉王)時間12年前 (2013/07/12 01:25)推噓19(19推 0噓 5→)

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http://dailythunder.com/2013/07/thursday-bolts-7-11-13/ http://dailythunder.com/2013/07/wednesday-bolts-7-10-13/ 1. Jordan White for TrueHoop on Reggie Jackson: “It’s not fair, really. Jackson is too talented, too experienced, and just too good to play in the Summer League." 不公平啦，去新手村欺負人 -- OKC vs. PHI http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RxeJSsqzzas

2. Perk在五月時一直堅持他不需要動手術，當時他說他很興奮「這個夏天不用動手術」 3. 今年的繳稅名單 Team Tax Payment Lakers $29,259,739 Heat $13,346,242 Nets $12,883,647 Knicks $9,962,406 Bulls $3,932,336 Celtics $1,181,640 4. Kendrick Perkins Plans Kevin Durant’s Bachelor Party http://ballerball.com/kendrick-perkins-plans-kevin-durants-bachelor-party/ Ya’ll, 大家， Look, everyone needs to answer me back this time, for real. This is the 3rd email I sent and if I have to send another one, I’m gonna start shooting more 3′s this season. 這次一定要回應我─真的。我已經寄三封了，再不回我這一季就要開始投三分球。 BET I WON’T. 最好不會發生 Alright, now as the official organizer for KD’s bach party I got a couple of things to address. First off, Russ went ahead and got us reservations at Abuelo’s. Ya’ll don’t like it, take it up with a tree. 好啦，身為KD單身派對的主辦人，我有幾點事情要宣佈：一、Russ自己跑去幫我們訂 Abuelo’s─你們不會喜歡跟樹辦派對的。 Next, ya’ll don’t tell D-Fish about this. We all know when he starts drinkin’ that dude gets crazy. He’s always makin’ bets that he can do things in .4 seconds, which is stupid as hell. Once, when we were drinkin’ (responsibly, yo) this dude bet me 5K that he could down a beer, then strip to his boxers and jump in the pool, then swim across, then get out of the pool and run to McDonalds and back… in .4 seconds. I hella cashed out, but that ish is ridiculous. So keep it shut around Fish. 還有，不要跟D-Fish說。我們都知道他喝醉會變什麼樣子。他老是賭他在0.4秒內能幹嘛，蠢的跟什麼一樣。有次我們都喝醉(負責任啊，yo)的情況下，這傢伙跟我賭5k說他可以可以乾掉啤酒、脫到剩四角褲、跳進游泳池、游到對面、出游泳池跑去麥當勞再跑回來─ 都在0.4秒內。我真的把錢掏出來，不過這真是蠢爆了。所以請不要跟老漁透露這件事。 Also, I went ahead and bought a card or whatever. The only people that have signed it are Nick Collison and myself. 還有，我買了一張卡片，現在只有我和Nick Collsion簽名。 http://ballerball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/durant-wedding-card21.jpg

Ya’ll better get on that now, or I’m gonna start running the point this season. 快簽好，不然我這季要控球。 BET I WON’T. 希望我不會。 Also, Bron is gonna be there and we all know how I feel about that *#&@^. I don’t like him but KD does and this is about him. So, for real, he’ll need to be kept at least 10 feet away from me at all times. If he gets closer, it ’ll be on ya’ll for what happens. That’s all I’m sayin’. 還有，Bron(LeBron)也會去，你們知道我他媽的感覺如何，我不喜歡他但是KD喜歡─既然這是KD的派對所以就是這樣了。不過說真的，請讓他跟我保持10呎以上的距離，如果他靠近我，發生什麼事就是你們的責任。言盡於此。 And no “I’m tired of being second” jokes. Alright, with his wedding and stuff, the joke will present itself several times due to the sacrificial nature of marriage, but come on guys… let’s leave that low-hangin’ fruit alone. We’re better than that. 還有禁止「我厭倦當老二」的梗。是啦，根據婚姻的犧牲原則，這個笑話會在婚禮中自行呈現出來好幾次，不過拜託，這種低階笑話就免了，我們的等級比這種東西好多了。 I went ahead and covered the cost of the Karaoke machine for the hotel room. Included in the song packages are “Country Hits”, “Top 50 Pop Sensations” , “Rockin’ Oldies” and “Don’t Tell Mommy.” Dunno what the hell that last one is, but ya’ll need to pay up for that thing. Cost me $600 for the night so everyone owes $32.11 a piece. If I don’t get it, I’ll enter the All Star Skills Challenge this season. 我出錢墊了旅館房間的卡拉OK機，還有“Country Hits”, “Top 50 Pop Sensations” , “Rockin’ Oldies” and “Don’t Tell Mommy.”等等歌曲套裝─雖然我不知道最後那個是三小，不過你們記得要付錢。這花了我$600鎂，所以你們要付$32.11鎂。我沒收到錢的話今年就由我參加技術挑戰賽。 BET I WON’T. 最好不要。 Lastly, we need to think of a prank. I suggested running a car into his living room but Thabo said that was stupid. (Go ahead and say ya’lls goodbyes to Thabo, BTW). Anyways, other prank ideas are welcomed. 最後，我們需要整人的點子，我想到的點子是開著車子衝進KD的客廳，不過Thabo說那點子很蠢。 (順帶一提，記得去跟Thabo說再見。) 總而言之，歡迎所有點子。 Alright that’s all I got. 以上是我要說的 Shut up, 閉嘴 -Perk - Perk -- "HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT FAILS TO WORK HARD." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.117.20.246

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