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Re: Yao is not The Answer

看板YAO作者hanway (紗之器)時間20年前 (2005/01/26 18:10)推噓3(3推 0噓 0→)

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※ 引述《cheapcheap (努力不生氣)》之銘言： : Houston, we have a problem! : Yao Ming should NOT be the focal point of Houston's offense. Not now at : least. As a disgruntled fantasy league owner who foolishly drafted Yao i : n the 2'nd round over Amare "Man-child" Stoudemire, I am sick with regre : t. Yao is a tremendous talent and a cultural phenomenon no doubt. But I' : m sorry- if you're standing 7 feet 99 above all other competition, I exp : ect better than 28th in the league for offensive rebounds. Basketball is : a rhythm sport... shake, rock, pop, count it... And it is quite obvious : to me at least, Yao has no rhythm whatsoever. Somebody take this man to : a nightclub. Pop a bottle. Bump some Ludacris in his car, please! Or be : tter yet, sign him up for Debbie Allen's Dance Academy. Get his feet rig : ht for crying out loud. All that bowing and politeness and reluctance to : knock a brotha in the head has got no place in the NBA. Either address : the problem or face the facts, Van Gundy. Confucious say he be Rik Smits : and nothing more. 呼叫休士頓：我們麻煩大了！姚明絕對不應該是休士頓的攻擊重心。至少現在不是。我笨到跳過綽號"Man-child" 的Amare Stoudemire，在Fantasy League第二輪選了姚明，真的超不爽，現在悔恨莫及呀！姚明當然有很好的天分、也絕對受到不同背景觀眾的支持。但是--不好意思喔--我只能說如果你是個七呎巨人，不管其他項目啦，進攻籃板你給我排全聯盟第28 ，像話嗎？籃球是節奏感的運動...晃一下、撞開、出手、進算啊...至少我這麼覺得啦，很明顯姚明沒有一點節奏感嘛。誰可不可以帶他去一下夜店、開瓶酒、放張 Ludacris讓他在車裡搖咧搖咧，拜託！要不然，乾脆幫他報名參加Debbie Allen的舞團好啦。不管怎樣把他的腳修到好可以嗎？又是鞠躬、又是禮貌兮兮的、還不肯肘擊別人的頭，這樣要怎麼在NBA混啊？老范，你要不然就想個辦法、要不然就面對現實吧。子曰：「伊人難超Rik Smits也。」 -- 亂翻希望姚迷不要介意以上言論不代表本人立場:) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 64.170.3.179